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“The present will not long endure.”

— Pindar

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Gone Whiff the Wind

Dissipations

Dissipations

Gone Whiff the Wind

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“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.”

— John Lennon

Momma's | Cabot, Arkansas — **Momma's** | Cabot, Arkansas

2012 | Momma's (Christmas Morning) | My brother Kirby gets the credit for this one | Cabot, Arkansas — 2012 | Momma's *(Christmas Morning)* | My brother Kirby gets the credit for this one | Cabot, Arkansas

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“If you live every day as if it were your last, one day you’ll be right.”

— Steve Jobs

Cabin Panoramic 1 | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee — **Cabin Panoramic 1** | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Cabin Panoramic 2 | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee — **Cabin Panoramic 2** | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Cabin Panoramic 3 | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee — **Cabin Panoramic 3** | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Cabin Panoramic 4 | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee — **Cabin Panoramic 4** | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Cabin Panoramic 5 | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee — **Cabin Panoramic 5** | Pigeon Forge, Tennessee

Falls | Granville Reservation State Park, Vermont — **Falls** | Granville Reservation State Park, Vermont

Snow! | Springfield, Virginia — **Snow!** | Springfield, Virginia

2016 | Time lapse of blizzard via our security camera | Springfield, Virginia

2016 | ABC World News Tonight with David Muir | Time lapse of blizzard featured

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Schrödinger's Scat

[SHRŌDINGƏRZ SKAT]

noun

Quantum superposition of legitimacy and bullshitimacy; simultaneously straddling logic and the scatologic

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