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BraneChilds


BraneChilds

. . . from the past

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BraneChilds


BraneChilds

. . . from the past

 
 
Nostalgia ain’t what it used to be.
— Peter De Vries
 
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Toss Offs


Toss Offs

Child-like curiosities

Toss Offs


Toss Offs

Child-like curiosities

 

Li-Bob-bations


Thingama-Bob

1/2 oz ea. - All fruity liqueurs from the rail
Amaretto, melon, raspberry, triple sec, etc.

Sour mix

7-Up


Discom-Bob-ulater

1/2 oz ea. - All clear liquors from the rail
Gin, rum, tequila, vodka, etc.

Mix of juices to taste
Cranberry, orange, pineapple, etc.

Soda water


Phil Collins

Take an empty glass.

Phil it with beer.

Serve to Bob!

 
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Rudolph

(Another Elf's Lament)

 

 

HO! HO! HO! HO! HO!

Rudolph, you don't have to turn on the red light
Those days are over
You don't have to tell the naughty from the nice
Rudolph, you don't have to bear that stress tonight
Dentists pull teeth for money
They don't care if it's strong or if it's white

Rudolph, you don't have to turn on the red light . . .
Rudolph (turn on the red light) . . .

I've loved you since he flew you
I wouldn't talk down to you
I have to tell you just how I feel
I won't despair you with another toy

I know his mind is made up
So put away your stirrup
Told you once I won't tell you again
It's the humane way . . .

BANG!

RUDOLPH! You don't have to turn on the red light . . .
Rudolph (turn on the red light) . . .

 

(go ahead, print it out!)


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The (dot) Matrix


The (dot) Matrix

Another spotty trilogy

The (dot) Matrix


The (dot) Matrix

Another spotty trilogy

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Souped Up Drumkit


Souped Up Drumkit


Le Batteur Du Jour

Souped Up Drumkit


Souped Up Drumkit


Le Batteur Du Jour

Modern Drummer Magazine | August 2000


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Punk In The Trunk


Punk in the Trunk

Just a bunch of old dead beats

Punk In The Trunk


Punk in the Trunk

Just a bunch of old dead beats

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Choice Cuts | 1994-1998

 

TIM FONTAINE | vocals

DAN FONTAINE | guitar/vocals

BRAD SHUMAN | guitar/vocals

JASON JAMES | bass

BOBBY STANDRIDGE | drums

Cassette | 1994

Cool Time CD | 1996

My USA

2005 | OFFICIAL ANIMATED MUSIC VIDEO | BOX8

Where is it?

Merkel's Basement Studio | 1997

Cue Studios | 1998

 
 
History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided.
— Konrad Adenauer
 
 

~ Branes are delicious ~